Energy Policy Maker Pillows

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

Oil plan pipeline lies.

'Now for the last programme in our series 'alternative sources of energy'.'

Olive oil based diesel: regular, virgin, extra virgin.

Alternative Fuel

Drill for oil, but also have a drill for energy independence.

'Fracking well!'

Prince Charles' 38-year-old Aston Martin runs on biofuel made from wine.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Wind farms

Coal v Wind

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

US Energy Needs.

COP29

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Crime Scene

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

US Energy Consumption

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Earth's energy

Bush short-term energy policy.

"Oh God, an ozone hole made in China!"

"Well? I told you this would happen."

Natural Gas for the EU.

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

'I see you've heard the news.'