Energy Level Optimizer Mugs

"I need one charger that will work on my phone, my car, and my brain."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Late/Too Late.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Failure/Due Diligence

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Risky, but I like it!'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'