Energy Healing Mugs

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Self help acupuncture

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Unguided imagery

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Broken Heart

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

A woman repairs a broken heart.