Energy Buffer Enthusiast T-Shirts

Batteries Not Included.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"It's a plant based solution."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

Noah's ark in a draught.

'Come in - Margaret's just switched to a cheaper energy supplier!'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

Zap Energy Drinks!

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'I just had an idea!...'

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

Energy bills rise

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

ECO razor

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"