Endurance Lover Prints

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

37 years in the same position.

The Runaway Horse

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Trail mix?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Fearless Frog Part 12

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zoo animals.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Thug life on safari.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Migrating cows.