Endocrinologist Pillows

'Attention - I'm having an endocrinologist in tomorrow to look at all of you.'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

Endocrinology.

"You seem to have an overactive thyroid."

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"You don't look like the sort of person to get diabetes..."

"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'That's the worst case of man boobs I've ever seen.'

"You'll feel like shit tomorrow but I'm just an old cynic"

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"You obviously have a bad case of 'low-T'"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"So, Doc - how long have you been drawing blood?"

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"The results are in. You have an underactive thyroid and an overactive fork."

"Pineal gland. Pituitary gland. Push her buttons gland."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"We've made great progress!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'