Ending A Job Pillows

"I'm sorry Jeff, you don't really seem to be fitting in!"

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"It's hard to keep good people."

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."