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Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Can that be right?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

The End is Relative

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'It looks like our time is up.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Doing timeout changes a guy.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

Don't sweat the small stuff

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

'Half past zen.'

The End.

"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."

Railroad Crossing. It's the last official weekend of the summer, Ernie. For me, summer has always been like a passing train. When I was a kid, both trains and summer went by at a leisurely pace. Ding! Ding! Ding! Now that I'm much older, summer is like a modern bullet train ... it's just a blur that seems to be gone in an instant!

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'The End is Near'

'Have you got the time?'

Assisted suicide.

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"Happy now, you jerk?"

'You can take that off now.'

'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'