End-times Enthusiast T-Shirts

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

The rapture is coming.

"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

World Ends April 15th: 'Tell me something I don't already know.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Can that be right?"

Apocalypse Research Center

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

David Letterman

Taste of the east (London).

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Doomsday marketing

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

Mr Meier calendar

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Look, it's like I told you yesterday, if you want to invest in mutual funds you've got to start thinking long-term.' (Man wearing sign saying 'The End is Nigh').