"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."
End Times Explorer Prints
Decorate their space with captivating prints inspired by exploration and curiosity. These artworks celebrate the spirit of discovery and ignite the imagination of end times explorers.
"We're following Carrot Top."
Atomic Bear: Part 21
"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."
Baby rocks!
"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."
"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."
'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'
A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".
"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'
'I'll need to see some ID.'
'He's always looking for an argument!'
"Great. I guess he'll win again."
''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'
Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house
Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.
"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."
Selling to the devil.
Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'
Fortune Teller.
At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window
'You won't go away empty-handed. We have some lovely parting gifts, including the fun, home version!'
'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'
Wanted to live forever, died trying.
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."
'You're new at this, aren't you?'
Philosophical Doomsayers.
"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."
Deadline Clock
"Boy, do I have an autograph album to show you?!"
'Eternity? Is that more than a decade?'
The last run of the day.
End Times Explorer Prints Collection
End Times Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for end times explorers—bursting with humor and curiosity, they make every sip an adventure.
End Times Explorer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring a fun exploration theme into your space—ideal for dreaming of adventures and inspiring curiosity.
End Times Explorer T-Shirts
Check out our quirky t-shirts for explorers—designed to inspire curiosity and adventure, these are great for anyone with a passion for discovering the unknown.