"It's just that we've been planning our thing for a really long time."
End-of-the-world Strategist Mugs
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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.
"The end of my favorite series is near."
The Decline of Europe
Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world
It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?
'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'
"Take me to your thought leader."
A collective sigh of relief.
'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'
Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).
New Silk Road,
"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"
"The season finale of the world is near."
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
Economic Changes Cuba.
"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."
Doomsday marketing
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'
'It looks like our time is up.'
World Domination
"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"
Opec & Coronavirus
Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."
'It doesn't look good. Some of our nationals are at war with some of our other nationals.'
'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'
What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.
"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."
What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!
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