End Of School Year Enthusiast Prints

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Super Student

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'