End Of School Day Pillows

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I have a satellite link to the Naval Observatory. I receive a signal when the time is exactly 3.00 p.m. Then I'm out of here.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Super Student