Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
School Year End Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your end-of-school-year celebrations with a plush pillow featuring funny or heartfelt designs. Great for teachers' lounges or students' rooms as a reminder of their achievements.
"He got a c in Geography because we never go anywhere!"
'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'
Learning.
2010 Teacher Layoffs.
"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
Computer Room.
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."
'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'
'But what is the universe for?'
"Sign my yearbook?"
'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'
Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
Do your research!
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'
Exam
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."
University Soapflakes
'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'
Four Types of Test-Takers...
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'
''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'
School Year End Pillows Collection
School Year End Mugs
Explore our collection of end-of-school-year mugs, perfect for teachers or students to commemorate this milestone with humor or heartfelt sentiment.
School Year End Prints
Celebrate the school year's journey with our stylish prints—ideal for framing and commemorating this important milestone.
School Year End T-Shirts
Find the ideal end-of-year t-shirt to celebrate students and teachers alike. Wear your school pride or humor loud and proud with our fun designs.