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"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Examinations.

"I started a collection!"

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"I got probation."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Examiners.

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."