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'Harper, your first month's work has been fairly satisfactory, so we're moving you up one space in the parking lot.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Examinations.

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"I started a collection!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Football team discussions.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Cheer up, you may be last in gym, but you're first in mental arithmetic...'

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"I got probation."

Examiners.

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

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I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'