
'Someday all this will be yours.'
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'Someday all this will be yours.'
"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."
Cuban sunrise with Castro silhouette
'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'
News for Sale
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"
"The season finale of the world is near."
'It looks like our time is up.'
Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."
"I don't hear anything."
'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
'You're new at this, aren't you?'
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
Oh, I'm just going through the normal aging process -- You know: stone, ice, bronze, iron, space …
Election over.
"Happy now, you jerk?"
'You can take that off now.'
'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."
Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the dark ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the dark ages, we'd have had no renaissance - so you science-haters are RESPONSIBLE for my me-phone. Stalemate.
'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'
When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.
"Village church. Monday: Apocalypse. No bingo."
Can we have our ball back please?
World Ends April 15th: 'Tell me something I don't already know.'
'How many more days before I can get the hell out of here?'
The rapture is coming.
Newt Is Done
"I'm a Reagan Republican. That's probably why I smile and wave for no reason."
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