Debater Of Eras Mugs

Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the dark ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the dark ages, we'd have had no renaissance - so you science-haters are RESPONSIBLE for my me-phone. Stalemate.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

More Unequal Than Others

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Yellow Vests

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"Republican striptease"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"I lobby for rich people."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Gorillas in the jungle.

Digital or analog elevators.

The Elephant in the Corner.

Trickle down...

School of Voodoo Economics

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'