Enchantment Economist Gifts

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Late BroomStick

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Newt sale

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I don't like the look of this."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

Out.

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