Enchanter Of Tales Prints

Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Horror Stories.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Don Quixote

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Early accounting scandals.

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Eurydice in prison

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Magic Mushrooms

Little Red Riding Hood

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

Fairy Queen

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"She will take me on more walks."