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Witch's Snowman.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

'He does.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Send in the Clones.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Clown walks balloon dog

"Is his nose locally grown?"