Enchanter Of Snow T-Shirts

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Snow Devil

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'He does.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"What's your occupation?"

'Send in the Clones.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Is his nose locally grown?"