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Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Grace For Flies

Life is for the birds.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Deforestation.

Swan Fairy Tales

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Marco ..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...