Empty Space Admirer Pillows

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

bird interprets modern art

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

The Cashless Society is Here

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"It's a great work!"

We're With Stupid

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Cover story: Picasso

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'