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'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Pina Coladas

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Man Painting Road.

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

'I forget...was the stick shaped like a Y, an I or sort of a crooked L?'