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An act of amazing restraint.

The Art Student.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

Pavement Artist

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Tracey Emin's Bed

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Picasso's learning years.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Fin (The end).

"Too busy."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Gallery of modern art

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Yellow Pencil

Paul Gaugin

'Mom, it's doing it again'

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'