Employment Agency Professional T-Shirts

'I'm very good at what I do...as long as what I do is being overpaid.'

'We found an accountant for you last week to look after your petty cash. Now you're looking for both of them.'

Temp-o-matic vending machine.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

CATCHY NAME

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'...I know just the man, I'll send him right over.'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

When staffing agencies screw up.

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

Recruitment Agency - Tips for getting that dream job.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Jobs for graduates

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"Of course the extra costs of the 'minimum wage' has had an impact upon our recruitment policies...we have to be a lot more selective!"

'How do you like your egg?'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"