Employee Appreciation Day Pillows

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'Sorry, I can't take your order right now...I'm on my coffee break.'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'I'd like to see you in my office Johnston, to discuss your task delegation skills.'

'Norman, mentoring is not about making everybody else the same as you.'

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'To you, it's doing my work for me. To me... it's teamwork.'

Unflexible boss.

Pat on the back machine

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'I'll get to your project as soon as I'm caught up.'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'My apologies, Henson, if I was too harsh with you.'

"Your idea saved the company two million pounds, Harris - thank you."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

"So pleased are we with your work, Brown, that we're moving you up to a three drawer cabinet."

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

'I just want it on record that I'm delivering this for somebody else.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"I see you as a little bee, Kutner. Buzz, buzz, buzz, go make some honey."

Employee of the Month

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"But I am working, Boss...My computer is running the data on improving employee productivity!"

'Inside healer'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."