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"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

All non-union workers ask for and can expect is a fair shake.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

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Motivation to work

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

'Communication within the company is really bad according to this report.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- does it have portable benefits?'

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Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"