Employee Rights Advocate T-Shirts

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

USA Slavery

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"Now, not only do they want their birthdays off but they want us to bake them a cake!"

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

Motivation to work

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Human Rights and the USA

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Supreme Liberty Court

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Pennybags Monster

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Human Rights

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

Don't ask don't tell