Empathic Heart Pillows

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Prejudice/Empathy

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Are you OK hun?"

Can't even hold signs well.

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I don't leave home without it!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"What a sad species humans are!"

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Warring parents

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

It's the thought that counts!

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

The Good Samaritan Arrives at the Inn (The Holy Bible).

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

4,489 American troops lost their lives in Iraq, and thousands were seriously wounded for life. Some accounts say half a million Iraqis died because of the war. But you know what? If it turns out they all sacrificed in vain, then that's the most powerful reminder there is that wars of choice do not end well. ... In which case they did NOT sacrifice in vain. I've forgotten what you just said.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'