Empathic Heart Pillows

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Prejudice/Empathy

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Are you OK hun?"

Can't even hold signs well.

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"I don't leave home without it!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"What a sad species humans are!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Cares and woes.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

It's the thought that counts!

A psychic mows the lawn.

Warring parents

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

The Good Samaritan Arrives at the Inn (The Holy Bible).

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"