Empathy Pillows

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'I know exactly how you feel.'

"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."

'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart

"I agree that racism is terrible, and I sympathize with your struggles, but Jesus Christ Larry, do we really have to talk about it?"

Spectacular View and Opposing View

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

'Hey, do you want me to stop eating nachos while you cry?'

"We can't imagine what a spider thinks, Louisa, because it's a whole different life style."

"Oh, and your feelings have been trying to get in touch with you."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'

Bog of depression.

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

National Sympathy Orchestra.

S/T

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"This school has too many immigrants."

"You can't just put on ears and expect to understand me."

'You know me, I'm just that type of guy... always rooting for the underdog.'

"When euphemism time comes which would you prefer - 'passed away' or should I just say that he boxed?"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."

"Believe me, Father, I know just how you feel. I'm an accountant."

'Since you've been in here, I just sit at home. I barely talk to our friends anymore and I haven't been out in weeks... you just wouldn't understand.'

"I finally learned how to really listen to people...big mistake!"

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

The Female Brain and The Other One

US Covid Deaths Surpass 300K

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions