Emotionally Resilient Soul Pillows

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

Romance

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Social distancing

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Are you OK hun?"

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Letter writing lady.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

Romantic Tree Carving

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

The Sensitive Dude.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

ONE IN A MILLION

Broken Heart

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Notre Dame Phoenix

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You are literally my entire world."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!