Emotionally Reflective Pillows

Sad Face Medals.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"He's his own worst enemy."

What else is there to wish for?

Pastorius wonders why.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?