Emotionally Indifferent Mugs

"There are no words for the Olympian heights of my dizzying indifference to you."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

The Book Lover

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I'm not happy."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Did you do that to be hurtful?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'Wow, what a hothead!'

'My profession has probably been transformed again just since we started this session.'

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"