Absent-minded Admirer Mugs

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Love

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

Elusive Shadow.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Grim's Fairytales

Magician Playing Golf.

No Right Turn (monster)

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Landscape Artists