Emotional Sustenance Seeker Prints

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

After the Sentence

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Storage Unit of Love

Ice Cream Flavors

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Greedy child

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'