Emotional Stories Gifts

Boy who has had his pea-shooter 'spiked'

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

Love at First Sight

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Very Difficult Conversations

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I always cry at weddings!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Quantum Psychic

After the Sentence

Moby Dick

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Man and woman