Emotional Response Pillows

Very Difficult Conversations

Worry tank

"I hate it when we fight."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Feel better, dear?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Men can show their emotions!

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Medical Cabinet

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'I cry a lot.'

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."

'It will never work. She's touchy-feely, and he is just touchy.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"I'm pregnant."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'I admire a man who's not afraid to cry...but not when he sees how much dinner costs.'

Mother's Day cards