Emotional Reflector Mugs

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Creator's Remorse

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

'I think my inner child needs a spanking.'