Emotional Reader Pillows

'I always cry at the ending.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Surfing the daily stress

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

"That must be the artist over there."