Emotional Paradox Seeker T-Shirts

Four Crying Mourners and One Laughing One.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

After the Sentence

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Classic Emojis for sale.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."