Emotional Muncher Mugs

"You complete me."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Chicken soup books

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Ice Cream Flavors

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'This steak isn't very tender.'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.