Emotional Motivator T-Shirts

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

GCSEs

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Team Leader

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Anxiety of Change

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

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'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Every Day is a Gift

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.

'Give me a raise now please.'