Emotional Intelligence Admirer Gifts

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Magic Tricks

The Book Lover

Mensa Does Improv

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The wine-shop

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Sharp Eyes

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Reign Man

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

E=mc2 on mountaintop.