Emotional Goalkeeper Pillows

Saving a Heart

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Beer Order

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Football

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

The best goalie in the world!

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

A scarecrow goalie

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Bricklayers in goal.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Penalty