Emotional Goalkeeper Pillows

Saving a Heart

"Depressed? Terrified of the future? Have you considered supporting a different team for the World Cup?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Beer Order

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

A scarecrow goalie

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Goal!

Football Bomb

Goal

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Bricklayers in goal.

Goalie in trouble with his wife as he is using her oven gloves in goal