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"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Licensed Therapist

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

Sitting in a tree

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Valentine Day

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Love Birds love just being together

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

You just keep giving.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

Bad Career Move

A small heart within a big heart.

Censorship is killing free society.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Lady mimics The Scream.

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'