Emotional Eulogist Mugs

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"That must be the artist over there."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity