Emotional Epicure Pillows

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

To do before Saturday...

The Origins of Everything

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."