Emotional Epicure Mugs

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Large Emoticon Collider

To do before Saturday...

The Origins of Everything

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."