Emotional Detectives Mugs

Crocodile Tears.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Feel better, dear?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.